ARIES  {March 21 - April 20} :  Bugs are such a good source of protein that you are sure to enjoy your ride.  Bon appetite.  And while you’re at it, service those brakes for a safer ride.  You may find that the squeaking noise was only sand in the brakes.

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 12, 18, 35, 30, 6, 27

TAURUS  {April 21 to May 21} : Money’s tight, so take the bike.  You are generous by nature, when it suits your mood, but no one ever got a better bargain than good ol’ Taurus.  For best results do some R & D before thinking of buying or selling your bike.  

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month :  2, 5, 25, 18, 9, 11

GEMINI  {May 22 -June 23} : Wash that scooter so you can tell where the oil leaks are coming from.  Look for some kind of military commemoration you’ll be attending, which may include fellow riders toward the end of the month. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 3, 6, 14, 15, 18, 20

CANCER  {June 24 - July 23} : Tighten up the bolts on that Panhead; you’re leaving a trail of metal like bread crumbs.  This month finds you especially picky around house cleanliness and you finally pick up your socks. 

 Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 4, 10, 51, 58, 16, 1  

LEO  {July 24 - August 22} : Has anyone explained the visual of tight jeans and muffin tops to you lately?  A summer of good eatin’ is starting to spill out over the tops of your Levi’s and muffins abound. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 12, 5, 25, 14, 40, 41

VIRGO  {August 24 - September 22} : Happy Birthday Virgo babies!  A tight sphincter is a clear sign of too many close calls.  Just say, “Ohm. . .” and the pucker tufts on the seat will lay back down with a little warm water and Armor All. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 20, 24, 25, 45, 40, 7

LIBRA  {September 23 - October 23} :  Gross!  It is so time to take care of your allergies and hay fever.  The inside of your helmet’s face plate is starting to look primordial.  God bless you! 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 12, 4, 21, 26, 30, 41 

SCORPIO  {October 24 - November 22} : Don’t lane change with your new Boss Hog; it’s wider than your recent moped trade-in.  Low and slow does it until you get to the outskirts of town. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 8, 11, 28, 30, 31, 7

SAGITTARIUS  {November 23 - December 21} : Hey gypsy, it’s only good manners to bathe more than once a week during September.  Virgo energy says, “The weather is stinking hot and so are you.” 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month :  25, 28, 30, 40, 48, 55   

CAPRICORN  {December 22 - January 20} : The queen seat on that classic is starting to get a little snug.  It’s time for both of you to take advantage of Virgo caution and begin an “eat sensibly” regime. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 50, 11, 10, 44, 40, 6

AQUARIUS  {January 21 - February 19} :  Your hand grips are wearing so quickly that the gel is oozing out.  You need to chill out, Don Knotts on speed!  Join Virgo and just say, “Ohm. . .” 

Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 4, 9, 19, 27, 31, 33

PISCES  {February 20 - March 20} : Corns, bunions and calluses are no excuse to stop riding.  Go get a pedicure and take care of those boats.  No excuses, there’s still plenty of good riding weather left. 

Your Personal Lucky Numbers For This Month : 2, 12, 6, 17, 18, 4